Photo Set

goldenroseproducts:

suuculent:

lambaaaaaa:

jacksoninquarantine:

monicaahhh:

loliposa:

goldenroseproducts:

Funny Frog Pin - $8,95

This pin is ✨ I C O N I C ✨

Sometimes I’m an adult and sometimes I buy a frog pin on internet, I have no regrets either. #thankstumblr

I ordered one the last month and it’s super cute and detailed. Pictures don’t do it justice for how beautiful it is!

image

Lol with this pin I remembered the cat flipping off shirt! 😂I will order one

Me watching that all of my friends are in Mexico without social distancing and me still in quarantine at home.

image

For the people asking you can order the Funny Frog Pin HERE

(via humorrelated)

Photo Set

amadina-fasciata:

amadina-fasciata:

“It’s… it’s good… *sniff*”

sageissupergay

Stick it on his chestplate like a fridge

i got you covered fam

image

he’s a badass bounty hunter shhhh ignore that he looks like a human fridge 

(via mustyrosewater)

Photo

taedelight:

𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪 𝕞𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖

(via ashawol)

Text

confetti-cake-key:

image
image
image
image
image

Bonus:

image

SHINee as text posts part (25/???)- In honor of the excitement of the return of our kings, enjoy! Please like or reblog if you save/use.

Text

“Clary, Duck!”

Clary hit the floor as soon as her name left Izzy’s lips. She knew what was coming. A crack, and Izzy’s whip obliterated a demon that had been about to land on Clary from the rafters. Clary recovered, quickly, jumping to her feet and impaling the other demon in front of her. It screamed, a horrible sound, and disintegrated into a pool of ash.

It was suddenly quiet again, and Clary could hear the sounds of cars on the street behind them, and the sound of Izzy breathing slightly heavier after that encounter. Clary turned to look at Izzy, expecting her to be three feet away like she was a minute ago. So when she turned, they were nose to nose. Clary inhaled in surprise.

“Are you hurt?” Izzy asked, unbothered. She checked Clary over, while Clary silently stood there, internally trying not to panic whenever Izzy touched her, gently patting her arms, back, and waist. Oh, god, why now? She normally didn’t get like this when they were on a mission. Only when they were hanging out, just chilling, did she let herself, feel….

“Izzy?” Clary said, carefully making sure her feelings were kept out of her voice, “Maybe we should get going. There might be more.”

Izzy, apparently finished making sure New York’s newest Shadowhunter was in one piece, leaned back and flashed her trademark smile. Clary’s heart fluttered, but she was beyond used to that by now. Isabelle’s smile was adorable, sexy, and catching. Clary grinned back.

“We could take them even if there were more.” Izzy said, pulling her long dark hair out of the ponytail that held it.

“That’s true.” Clary said. She headed to the mouth of the alley they had been fighting in, and checked the street. Everything was normal. People had no idea that they could have been eaten by a Shax demon. However, with this street being lined with pubs, and full of drunk party girls and guys, no one really would have noticed anyway.  Clary sheathed her twin daggers. She was relieved they hadn’t been seen; they weren’t even glamoured to be invisible right now. The demons had been following them, and caught them almost by surprise. Almost.

“Hey, Clary, let’s go in there.” Izzy said, pointing at a newer bar.

“Izzy, we’re on duty,” Clary said, shaking her head. Izzy laughed.

“We were on duty, but…” Izzy pointed to a church clock tower in the distance. 2am. Their shift was over. “Come on, it’ll be fun!” Izzy said, dragging Clary out of the shadows and onto the street. Clary smiled. She let Izzy lead her towards the club. There was a line, but Izzy walked right past it. Clary reached up and pulled her red hair out of it’s ponytail, letting it fall down in messy waves. Being a shadowhunter had its perks, and being with Izzy meant that they could flirt their way into any place they wanted.

Out of the corner of her eye, Clary noted the gazes of boys, looking at the two girls. Clary knew what they saw. Two hot girls dressed all in black… and considering she was wearing Izzy’s clothes again (at Izzy’s insistence), they were dressed not only for hunting demons, but also for clubbing.

Izzy barely smiled at the bouncer and he let them in immediately. She smirked at Clary, and Clary knew what she was thinking. That humans were so stupid. Clary had lived as a normal girl, too, until a few years ago, when she turned Eighteen, and her father had tried to take over the world.

They headed straight to the bar. Clary let Izzy order, while she scanned the room. She barely had to concentrate to peel away any glamours that were there. A few vampires were hanging out in the corner. Two werewolves flirting with girls. No one else from the Shadow world. No demons.

“Here.” Izzy thrust a drink into her hand, and Clary rolled her eyes. She drank it, though, and the shots Izzy ordered after that. Why not, right? She didn’t have to be up early tomorrow, and she liked spending time with Izzy…

“Let’s go dance!” Izzy grabbed Clary’s hand brown eyes sparkling as she led Clary to the dance floor, and Clary followed, her head much lighter feeling than when they had entered. Being with Izzy was so easy. She was so chill, so fun, and even though Clary didn’t really like clubbing that much, she liked dancing with Izzy. Or rather, swaying back and forth while watching Izzy dance.

Clary grinned at her best friend and parabatai. Then suddenly, Izzy was much closer, her face inches from Clary’s, hands on Clary’s waist in a way that was different from earlier. What was going on- And then she felt a presence behind her. Ah. Izzy Spun, so that Clary was away from whomever had just tried to touch her. There was a man, of course, but he seemed to be doubled over in pain. Izzy probably hit him. Nice.

His friends were looking though, confused. Clary looked back at Izzy, who smirked at her and leaned in. Wait a minute-

Izzy kissed her, her lips soft, and Clary was sure her brain checked out of the building. She wrapped her hands around Izzy’s torso, a soft sigh escaping her lips without her permission. One of Izzy’s hands tangled in her hair, and Clary pulled Izzy closer, her hand slipping down to grab Izzy’s ass.

It was at that point that Clary wondered if Izzy knew that Clary had feelings for her. Izzy wasn’t stupid, but Clary was sure that Izzy had no idea. If she had no idea before though, she would now, wouldn’t she? Oh. Shit. She would, wouldn’t she?

Izzy pulled away, only to lean in and whisper in Clary’s ear. “Is there anything you want to tell me, Fairchild?” She said.

“Uhh, maybe?” Clary said. Her brain still wasn’t really working properly. Izzy had kissed her, and It was everything she imagined. Izzy laughed softly, and pulled away. Clary thought that maybe she might be mad, until she saw Izzy’s face. She was smirking, but there was something else. Izzy nodded towards the door, and Clary nodded.

When they were outside, Clary took a deep breath. Her head was already feeling better. Izzy led the way back to the alley they had been fighting in earlier.

“Portal. My room. Now.” Izzy said, pointing at the graffitied alley wall. Clary took her stele out of her pocket and obeyed, drawing the portal rune on the wall. And entire section of the wall turned molten, shining and shimmering. Clary barely had time to think of the Izzy’s room before Izzy shoved her into the portal, hard.

Clary fell out of the portal, onto Izzy’s bed. Izzy was already there, the portal gone. Izzy swept over to the door and locked it. Clary sat up. Oh man, was Izzy mad at her? Izzy, however, didn’t look mad.

“Izzy, what-“ Clary said, as Izzy crossed the room back over to her and pressed her lips to Clary’s again. Clary couldn’t even make a noise of surprise, because Izzy had pushed her down and climbed on top of her in the same moment.

“Clary” Izzy moaned against her lips. Clary gasped. Izzy moved her face to Clary’s ear again. “Do you have a crush on me?” She asked, her hands undoing the buttons on the front of Clary’s dress, stroking her hair, her waist, her leg…

“Yes…” Clary said unable to concentrate. She knew Izzy’s dress had a zipper in the back- ah, there it was. She pushed the fabric aside, one hand staying on Izzy’s back, the other one exploring the rest of her body.

Izzy’s hands disappeared for a second, taking the top of her dress off. Clary realized that Izzy hadn’t been wearing a bra, again. She was always Jealous that Izzy’s boobs were small enough to get away with that. Clary pushed Izzy’s dress down farther.

Izzy undid Clary’s bra, immediately playing with Clary’s nipple. “Izzy,” Clary gasped, as Izzy kissed her neck. Clary wanted to touch her, but Izzy was in control, and she wasn’t going to let Clary touch her.

“You’re so freaking beautiful, Clary, oh my god,” Izzy said. “I like you so much-“ She buried her face in Clary’s chest, kissing her. Clary felt like she was on fire. She needed more.

“Izzy please,” Clary said.

“Mmmm” Was the only response she got, which was not good enough.  Time to put hat shadowhunter training to good use, then. With one swift movement, Clary wrapped her legs around Izzy and flipped them over, so that she was on top. She grabbed Izzy’s hand, moving it towards where she needed it, wanted it the most.

Izzy laughed, but she moved aside the fabric if Clary’s underwear, teasing her clit. “Impatient, are we?” She asked.

“Isabelle, you have no idea-“ Clary said, kissing Izzy again. She gently pushed her tongue into Izzy’s mouth, and Izzy let her with a moan

“No idea what-“ Izzy started to ask, but gasped when Clary ran her hand up Izzy’s thigh, and up the skirt of her dress.

“No idea how long I’ve wanted this,” Clary said. Preoccupied with how wet Izzy was. She dragged her finger over Izzy’s underwear, before pushing it aside and slipping a finger inside of Izzy, her thumb finding Izzy’s clit.

“Fuck Clary,” was the response she got. Not good enough. Clary slipped another finger in, playing with her. She curled her fingers forward, searching for that spot…

“You know I’m in love with you, right?” Clary asked.

She was expecting a response, but she did not expect Izzy to cry out, grabbing Clary and pulling her closer, as she came. Clary couldn’t help but smile. Izzy was so beautiful, so gorgeous. “Clary, how do you know how to do that?” Izzy gasped, pulling her down and kissing her. Clary just smirked at her. She was not about to explain that.

“It’s a secret,” Clary said.

“Come her and sit on my face then, sweetheart.” Izzy said. Clary felt her stomach flip.

“W-what?” She said. Isabelle dug her fingers into Clary’s thighs, pulling her forward. Clary obeyed.

“Too tired to get up,” Izzy said, not even bothering to take Clary’s underwear off.

“Oh god, Isabelle,” Clary moaned, as Izzy’s tongue fucking caressed her clit. Clary couldn’t help it, her hips moved of their own accord, and she felt Izzy’s resulting moan reverberate through her. Oh god. And then Izzy’s tongue swirled around her clit and Clary came, Isabelle’s name escaping her lips as a whine.

Izzy’s hands rubbed the back of her legs as Clary sat up, and then slid down to lay beside Izzy, who pulled her close and kissed her.

“Damn, Clary, you should have told me ages ago.” Izzy said after a while, stroking Clary’s hair. Clary didn’t even bother with a response, mostly because she was falling asleep. “Clary?”

“Yeah?”

“Do you need a nude model anytime soon for your mundane school?” Izzy asked, sounding too innocent.

“Izzy if you want me to draw you, all you have to do is ask.” Clary said, smiling, drifting off to sleep in Izzy’s arms.

Text

grayairs:

“^^”

Hello
Dear people I don’t normally do shit like this but you have to understand
So three weeks ago my friend’s girlfriend of 16 years left her. Now here the funny shit she raided the house with her friends while my friend was at work.
Then your friends threatening to beat her up… you’re a fucking adult.
You know what’s funny about abuse? People who are abused don’t take a stuffed Build a Bear their abuser made for them three weeks prior. They don’t keep personal items that have strong ties to their abusers. They don’t take the time to go through DVDs you bought together and pick your favorites. Or take down posters that were bought for you. You going to be triggered by memories of your abuser everytime you’re going to wear those cosplays she made you?
But most and importantly
you abandoned your fucking kids(pets) what kind a sick bastard leaves there pets behind. Pandora your dog was fucking crying for you when you left and didn’t come back cause dogs do that when there owner don’t ever come back. Leave a ‘bad’ relationship fine but you still have a responsibility when you raise animals together for over 16 years. You didn’t even offer to make sure they had food or needed any medical care it must be nice to run away from all your responsibilities.

Now my opinion
Fucking clean your shit and stop posting about your fake life on tumblr. Only children do this kind of shit
Your also guilting people for fucking money on Tumblr when your probably couch surfing and have what maybe one phone bill to your name? And whatever other scummy hell you reside on the internet there are so many other artists that deserve and NEED the money more than you. Like fuck I can name some off the top of my head; heck! you act like a real person that lives on tumblr you know
· you play the victim when all parties are guilty
· edge tumblr quotes
should I waste my time listing it off? nah

Oh by the way pandora is mine now and I ate your fucking chocolate bars.

@horrendoushaddock

https://www.fictionpress.com/u/536829/Shini02
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOspiM1a1oy9nK9FwduUkyA
https://www.archiveofourown.org/users/horrendoushaddock/pseuds/horrendoushaddock
https://8tracks.com/horrendoushaddock
https://horrendoushaddock.tumblr.com/
https://m.fanfiction.net/u/667460/horrendoushaddock?fbclid=IwAR01erLrbbn_ND-4i9EhVItSNkNaRXMEWEePi2vZmeQlib0MkbZS9OkAsFg
https://www.deviantart.com/shini02?fbclid=IwAR01erLrbbn_ND-4i9EhVItSNkNaRXMEWEePi2vZmeQlib0MkbZS9OkAsFg
https://aryion.com/g4/user/Shini02

@mogadeer I see you two are ‘friends’ and pretty much only reblog eachother 😊 Hoped you’d enjoyed

(via casltesos)

Text

Simon/Baz

Pov; Baz

Simon sneaks out in the middle of the night and Baz wants to know why.

By Claralisette 

Keep reading

Text

jackal-aki-1290:

Im standing waiting to clock into work as i type this.
Anyone who reblogs this is entered to win a baby seal. Dont tag giveaway. Dont spam the mweor tag. I will be usuing random.org or net or whichever to generate a number.
Ill probably give it out on august 10th because even numbers rule
Clarification: this is a mweor giveaway. Have a wonderfuly day everyone!!!

(via )

Video
Photo Set

oldmanjinkles:

introducing Utahiroba Jun, the official Vice President of Lee Taemin’s fanclub

Photo
Photo Set

sataeminism:

because tori missed blond god!ho

(via deer-tokki)

Photo Set

bakafirefly:

Daily Dose of Onew  #343 

Photo Set

cin2min:

Q: Best way to cheer up when I’m down is…

Photo Set

(via katsyuudon)